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Quade
[quote]Posted: Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 3:50 am EST
This is the yard that depicts the classic Nativity scene when Baby Jesus was born in a manger in a redneck's yard, with the 3 Wise Men present, and Sant rode in on his sleigh bearing the American flag, and Frosty the Snowman watched from his Christmas tree.
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 3:12 pm EST
Heck yeah, they'll outshine! THEY ARE WHITE!!! Doesn't mean that they are any better, cause they are not.

That's it the gloves are off, you unoriginal bland white light hanger. If white Christmas lights were logical, then you'd be that one guy on your street that leaves the lights up year round, considering ALL lights are white outside of Christmas lights. Wait. Does that make any since? Anyway. Color lights are superior. grin
Quade
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 2:02 pm EST
Nay!

My white lights shall outshine your redneck colored lights!
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 1:29 pm EST
I challenge you to a duel!!!!

My beautiful colored lights theory will annihilate your white light fiasco!!!!! evil
Quade
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 12:17 pm EST
Hey....

My house has white lights exclusively. I like white lights much better -- they just seem more tasteful. Unless you're my neighbor... that guy... *sighs*

I'm also the least decorated house in the neighborhood...
Dr. Pooh
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 11:39 am EST
At least they used color bulbs. I can't stand white lights. They are stupid.


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OK, the gawking I can understand -- it is a spectacle to behold, what with the Santa in the helicoptor, and the snowman at the manger of Baby Jesus, and the plastic cups with christmas lights in them...


Great line man. That's hilarious. *Visualizing Frosty at the manger.
Quade
[quote]Posted: Friday, December 17, 2004 at 10:03 am EST
My street is the street in town that everyone drives down to gawk at over-the-top redneck x-mas lights.

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These were taken last year -- this year is even worse. I'll post more photos later.

So that means, that after a 20 minute drive home on the parkway, dealing with stupid drivers (that's normal, but still...), I have to spend another 10 minutes driving down my street at 5MPH b/c people don't have the courtesy to at least pull over and let traffic through.

OK, the gawking I can understand -- it is a spectacle to behold, what with the Santa in the helicoptor, and the snowman at the manger of Baby Jesus, and the plastic cups with christmas lights in them...

But that pisses me off are all the fuckers that drive up my street at night with their damn lights off. There's kids in my neighborhood for fuck's sake. rant
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